Alan Alert!

On November 26 I was transported back into my childhood as I wondered the Mall looking for my parents. A 19 year old lost like a sad little boy looking for his parents. Where was my phone you ask? I left it :(. I had to wake up at 5AM for black Friday and when I got picked up. My parents decide they needed to go to the other Mall and walk around... I didn't get home till about 10:10PM. When I complained to my mom she just brushed it off like it was no big deal. BTICH!

To be honest I wasn't that bumbed out that I went to the other Mall I was pissed because they left me in the Apple store. You know, that store that's all white and you since I was wearing a green hoodie I just blended into the store and they couldn't find me. If they didn't have a iPhone there to test out I would have been stuck . The funny thing about this, is that this has happened to me before and it couldn't have been gayer.

So, I'm about 13-14 when my mom, sister and I go to the Mall to wander around or what my mom likes to call Window Shopping. I could never get the point of that, you just make yourself feel bad because you can't buy anything. So, anyway we walk into a the book store and end up in front of the children's books. Since that was the middle of the Harry Potter craze I asked if I could get a Harry Potter book and she said no, so I asked if I could just wonder around this part of the store. The Kids area just so happened to be near the CD's so I tell my mother as she's walking away with my sister "I'm at the CD's!"

As I walk towards the CD's I see an album that tickles my fancy, Music by Madonna OF COURSE! I'm listening to the CD and I start to lose track of time and I like to listen to my music on full blast so you see where this is going. I start to notice a weird buzzing sound every few minutes and eventually I get annoyed by it. I take off the headphones to hear what the noise was.

I don't remember what it said word for word but it went a little something like this. "Alan Valcarcel please come to customer service, your mother is looking for you" As I walk up to the front desk I see that the whole store is looking at me. As I turn the corner I see my mom with tears in her eyes like as if someone died. When she looked at me she became one of those crazy hispanic ladies you see on TV crying there eyes out and talking about Jesus and God or something while running up to me. When I told her I was literally ive steps away from the Harry Potter book she said I was lying or soemthing, my memory gets foggy there. Then she has the balls to ground me. FML

If not to put the icing on the cake! When I was at the Apple store trying out there amazing headphone, guess what I was listening to... Come on guess. Learn what it was after the Jump.

Tina Turner!